I put a toaster in the dishwasher. I know; some of you have just decided that I am a total
moron, and won’t read further.
That’s OK. I learned two
very important lessons from this little experiment: (1) It is very difficult to discern the difference between
Conventional Wisdom and Conventional Ignorance; (2) When Conventional Ignorance is challenged, things can get nasty.
So, I had this toaster that had several years of dust, grease
splatter, and burned greasy crumbs stuck way down inside. I had heard that people sometimes put
computer keyboards in the dishwasher, and that this is OK as long as you let
them dry thoroughly before connecting them again. So I looked online about cleaning toasters in the
dishwasher. A few places, a few
people have tentatively asked “Can I put a toaster in a dishwasher?” The conventional wisdom was nearly
unanimous: “What kind of F--ing idiot would put a toaster in a
dishwasher?”
The tone alone made me want to find out more, because I thought
those creative questioners at least deserved a real answer to a fair question.
Dear Reader, before continuing I must tell you that I am a Physics
teacher. I know a few things about
electricity. Some of what I know was hard-earned. For example, in my first year
of teaching, during my first period Physics class, on the first day of
Electricity, I plunged a hair dryer running on “High” into an aquarium full of
tap water to demonstrate how Ground-Fault Circuit Interrupters work. It kept running. All day. We could see the water going through the hair dryer, getting
sucked in the back, passing through the heating coils and getting blown out the
front, round and round, slightly warmer with each pass. All that day, kids got to see Mr.
Stillwater’s hair dryer running under water in a fish tank. I thought I knew about electricity and
water, but what I possessed was Conventional Ignorance posing as Conventional
Wisdom. Humbling.
Skip
ahead fourteen years and I know a whole lot more about water and electricity. What I don’t know is whether there are parts in a toaster that might be
destroyed by water, destroyed in such a manner that a good drying out won’t
cure. But I persisted, and here
are some more samples of Conventional Wisdom, from YahooAnswers, with literacy-level
intact. The question was “Can I put my toaster in the dishwasher?”
you mean , mommy's toaster...theres
no way you could have made it to adulthood...
Sure you can, you can also do the
same for your cordless phone, small TV, laptop computer, just anything that
will fit into the dishwasher. Really now, Use your head for something other
than a hat rack.
As previous answers have stated, NO,
IT WILL RUIN THE TOASTER!!!!!
Only do it if you want to buy a new
toaster. The water and harsh chemicals of the dishwasher will cause the
electrical element to corrode.
NO! A toaster is an electronic
device. The dishwasher will soak it and ruin it.
You can put your toaster in a
dishwasher you can also put your hairdryer and CD player in a dishwasher BUT from
a safety perspective it's very dangerous.
Water will seep into the heating
elements of the toaster and may not dry off. Plug in the toaster and you'll short circuit the toaster and
probably start a fire.
I chose these seven examples because each writer is either clearly
wrong on their main point based on my own first-hand knowledge, or is strident
without evidence. For example, I might respond: “Sorry #5, but a toaster is an electrical
device, not an electronic one, and
I’ve already soaked an electrical device in a fish tank for several hours, while
it was running.”
These commenters are speaking authoritatively on subjects about
which they are completely ignorant, but they are strident in doing so because
they are repeating what everybody
knows. They are intellectually
secure in the center of a vast mob; their wisdom was received, not
crafted. It doesn’t need to be crafted, because it is
already known, established, beyond question (but demonstrably wrong).
This is Faith, presenting itself as Reason, with sarcasm.
For my part, I ‘kept the faith,’ and continued searching for
Reason. I found two blogs (and one
comment) on which people admitted putting a toaster through a dishwasher. In every case they let it dry for
several days, then plugged in and used their fully-functional, beautifully
clean toaster. They were a
bit sheepish in reporting it though, as if maybe they just got lucky. I vacillated. A
colleague pointed out that toasters are cheap. So I tried it.
Mine works, too.
JD
Ps: Yeah, I know. I have
to say more about the fish tank thing before your head explodes. I learned two things that day long ago: (1) Tap water is a poor conductor at
120 volts. I already knew from
chemistry that distilled (pure) water is not conductive at all, but tap water
is pretty far from pure. As it
turned out, I had to stir an entire cylinder of table salt into the aquarium before
it shorted inside the hair dryer and tripped a breaker. Even then, when I rinsed the hair dryer
and let it dry itself out for a while, it worked fine. I still have it, and it still
works.
A year later the school’s band-room got flooded by a burst
pipe. I helped rescue the digital
pianos, which were all plugged into a power strip under four inches of
water. We could see it from the
steps, but no one wanted to go into that water! With the fish tank/hair dryer episode in mind, I took off my
shoes and waded in. No problem,
until I planted my bare foot on that bare concrete floor a few inches from the
submerged power strip, at which point I felt a mild but discernable tingle in
that one foot. I unplugged the
power strip from the wall above the water line, and the tingling stopped. Onlookers cheered.
(2) GFIs only trip off when in bodies of water that are
grounded. They won’t work in an
aquarium sitting on a lab table, or in a plastic laundry sink with plastic drainpipes,
or in a plastic shower with plastic drainpipes. That doesn’t mean you’re not protected in those situations;
the GFI will trip when it detects that current is leaking out some other route
than expected. That is the
condition for you to get fried – electricity has to go through you (or the
water) to the ground. The GFI
prevents that. If there’s no way
for electricity to get to ground, it won’t go through you, and it won’t trip
the GFI.
