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Monday, June 17, 2013
One-liners
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The universe is not a machine. We have met the enemy and he is us, but we're smarter. If it involves worksheets, it's probably ...
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Friday, June 14, 2013
Convenient Truths
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Global warming is a hoax. Homosexuality is a choice. Evolution is a lie. The holocaust never happened. Moon shots were st...
Friday, April 5, 2013
Planet List
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I just had a revelatory experience. while surfing for “extrasolar planets” Feeling sad for Pluto Demoted to a dwarf planet. ...
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
I Put a Toaster in the Dishwasher
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I put a toaster in the dishwasher. I know; some of you have just decided that I am a total moron, and won’t read further. That’s...
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Monday, March 19, 2012
Measure Me
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Measure me, oh Maker. Measure me at three AM, in the shower, on the road, during breakfast, making love. Stand me barefoot at the w...
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Conservative
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Since when does “conservative” mean squandering the family fortune on frivolous purchases, wasteful, whimsical impulse buying, and obsessive...
Monday, January 16, 2012
Inescapably
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The sermon is titled "Standing on the Side of Love." I can’t hear it. All I can think is: Love doesn’t take sides. ...
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